KILL OF THE WEEK:
Karate Girl (1973)
Karate Kill, with bullets!
Category Archives: cops & crooks
SWORDFISH (2001)
STARRING:
JOHN TRAVOLTA, HUGH JACKMAN, HALLE BERRY
KILL METER:
3/6
John Travolta gets out-acted by his own hair piece in this noir techno-thriller classic. Travolta’s a massive failure at his current career choice: terrorism. And that ain’t much of a surprise, cause the only thing he looks like he could detonate is a toilet torpedo. Also, he’s broke as shit, he needs wig money, and […]
KILL OF THE WEEK:
DROP ZONE (1994)
Drop Busey.
KILL OF THE WEEK:
TWISTED JUSTICE (1990)
New Rules!
BEVERLY HILLS COP (1984)
STARRING:
EDDIE MURPHY, JUDGE REINHOLD, GARY BUSEY
KILL METER:
6/6
In this gritty crime drama, Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) is a hard boiled, hard drinking cop, working in the corrupt shithole that is the Detroit metro area. When his partner gets whacked off by a high-profile drug kingpin from Beverly Hills (Gary Busey), Foley’s commanding officer refuses to investigate the case any further, and tells […]
KILL OF THE WEEK:
Commando (1985)
Pipe kill
THE ROCK (1996)
STARRING:
NICOLAS CAGE, SEAN CONNERY, ED HARRIS
KILL METER:
3/6
Nicky Cage guest stars in a 90’s James Bond movie, where JB is just too old and frail to get the job done himself. Cage works for the US government. He’s part of the Computer Science Division, which is just a fancy name for their IT department. One day, while he’s playing online solitaire, he […]
KILL OF THE WEEK:
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
Bazooka kill!
PASSENGER 57 (1992)
STARRING:
WESLEY SNIPES, ELIZABETH HURLEY
KILL METER:
5/6
Wesley Snipes is an ex-cop turned Plane inspector, working for the airlines in a really dead end job. See, years ago, his wife got shot while she was shopping at a Kwik-E-Mart, and after that, he just couldn’t face being a cop on the streets any more. So, he’s decided from now on, he’ll only […]
TAKEN (2008)
STARRING:
LIAM NEESON, MAGGIE GRACE, FAMKE JANSSEN
KILL METER:
3/6
Liam Neeson is an angry Dad who will stop at nothing to ruin his daughters Spring Break vacation in this coming of age thrill ride. Neeson’s daughter goes on a crazy Paris trip with some buddies, and she ends up getting wasted and partying with a pretty rough crowd. When she prank calls her Dad […]