Category Archives: foreign

AMELIE (2001)

STARRING:
AUDREY TAUTOU, MATHIEU KASSOVITZ, RUFUS

KILL METER: 2/6
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A deranged wackjob goes apeshit on a bunch of French people in this foreign psychological thriller. This chick Amelie, she’s just fucking nuts. She’s also a criminal, and a goddamn liar to boot. One day, she decides to target a few local, blue collar types from her Frenchy hometown, and precedes to totally screw up [...]

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RAMBO III (1988)

STARRING:
SYLVESTER STALLONE, RICHARD CRENNA, OMAR SHARIF

KILL METER: 6/6
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After the last two movies, Rambo’s just trying to live his life in peace. Actually, he’s totally not, he’s hanging out in Thailand beating the living crap out of the locals there, just for fun. By day, he works part time in a pit crew, fixing up some Buddhist Temple and, hey, when the fuck [...]

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HARD TARGET (1993)

STARRING:
JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME, LANCE HENRIKSEN

KILL METER: 5/6
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Jean-Claude Van Damme gets totally out of character in this action blockbuster smash hit: he’s a mullet wearing homeless loser living on the streets of New Orleans who will do anything for a buck or two. He’s also a way more sensitive Van Damme than you’re probably used to seeing. This lady hires him to [...]

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RISING SUN (1993)

STARRING:
SEAN CONNERY, WESLEY SNIPES AND TIA CARRERA

KILL METER: 4/6
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Wesley Snipes teams up with an old Japanese guy in this classic buddy cop action thriller hit. Snipes is like “whoa, I hate Japanese people, but now I’m stuck with one? and he’s telling me to take my mutherfuckin shoes off before I go in a house, or a goddamn office? Fuck that shit!” But [...]

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