Category Archives: ninjas

KILL OF THE WEEK:

Enter the Ninja (1981)

Ninja Kill!

KILL OF THE WEEK:

Miami Connection (1987)

JIIIIM!!!

G.I. JOE: RETALIATION (2013)

STARRING:
CHANNING TATUM, THE ROCK, BRUCE WILLIS

KILL METER: 2/6
gi-joe-retaliation

Channing Tatum and The Rock star in this movie based on a bunch of toys I had when I was 6. Tatum is the head G.I. Joe, and he sucks so badly at his job, he gets killed in the first 10 minutes of this thing. The Rock takes over for him, he’s way balder [...]

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