Category Archives: road rage

GHOST RIDER: SOV (2011)

STARRING:
NICOLAS CAGE, MARTIN LAWRENCE, SATAN

KILL METER: 2/6
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In this gritty Director’s Cut of Wild Hogs, Nicky C goes on a Easy Rider style journey across the America’s, with Martin Lawrence (played by Idris Elba) in tow. And that sweaty little dipshit gets into so much trouble on this road trip: he’s mixing it up with an elderly old woman of a man [...]

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GONE IN 60 SECONDS (2000)

STARRING:
NICOLAS CAGE, ANGELINA JOLIE

KILL METER: 1/6
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Nicky Cage gets his blonde “cool guy” wig out of storage for some high-octane action in this car-chaser extravaganza. By day, Cage works at an Exxon station, pumping gas for jerk off families, yelling for people to “just put the motherfuck next to the goddamn over there.”  But, whoa, by night he’s mister fucking cool, [...]

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JACK REACHER (2012)

STARRING:
TOM CRUISE, ROSAMUND PIKE, MORGAN FREEMAN

KILL METER: 2/6
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In most Tom Cruise movies, they use computer effects or just stack him on a bunch of boxes so he’ll look like he’s a normal sized person. Especially when he’s in a scene with another actor, cause about 90% of the adult population is roughly 2 to 3 feet taller than his tiny boy frame. [...]

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SPEED (1994)

STARRING:
KEANU REEVES, DENNIS HOPPER, SANDRA BULLOCK

KILL METER: 4/6
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Hot shot rookie cop Keanu Reeves gets a peek into the daily lives of Public Transit workers in this explosive action blockbuster. Reeves gets partnered up on his first assignment with a drunk, over the hill Jeff Daniels and you just know this ain’t gonna end well for JD here. He’s bitching about how he’s [...]

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