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RAMBO III (1988)

STARRING:
SYLVESTER STALLONE, RICHARD CRENNA, OMAR SHARIF

KILL METER: 6/6
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After the last two movies, Rambo’s just trying to live his life in peace. Actually, he’s totally not, he’s hanging out in Thailand beating the living crap out of the locals there, just for fun. By day, he works part time in a pit crew, fixing up some Buddhist Temple and, hey, when the fuck [...]

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DEMOLITION MAN (1993)

STARRING:
SYLVESTER STALLONE, WESLEY SNIPES AND SANDRA BULLOCK

KILL METER: 2/6
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Syvlester Stallone chases a gay, blonde, Bell Biv Devoe looking Wesley Snipes into the far future, where Sly learns that being a tough guy cop just isn’t as easy as it was back in the 90′s. The future’s got all kinds of rules and stupid crap going on, like people shit in seashells and wipe [...]

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COBRA (1986)

STARRING:
SYLVESTER STALLONE, BRIDGETTE NIELSEN AND RENI SANTONI

KILL METER: 6/6
Call-Me-Snake

Cobra is a cop who just won’t play by the rules. But he gets the job done right, so when some crazy asshole shows up at a grocery store with a machine gun and starts shooting the place all the fuck up, they just call in “The Cobra”. If some guy messes with Cobra, no [...]

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