ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES (1991)
STARRING:
KEVIN COSTNER, ALAN RICKMAN, MORGAN FREEMAN
Robin of Cocksley (Kevy C), an English nobleman with the accent of a midwestern cracker, gets his stupid, corn shucking ass locked up in some Afghan jail cell for serious crimes against humanity (probably Waterworld related). Morgan Freeman’s there too, he’s in jail cause he’s black. Robin and Freeman make best buddies pretty quickly, and […]