STARRING:
BRUCE WILLIS, JAI COURTNEY
An old, pissed off cop goes on a vacation to Russia, only to run into his estranged, shithead, good for nothing son, in this heart warming family film. Bruce Willis is a dad who just doesn’t play by the rules: instead of teaching his kid values or whatever when he was growing up, Willis would [...]
STARRING:
CHANNING TATUM, THE ROCK, BRUCE WILLIS
Channing Tatum and The Rock star in this movie based on a bunch of toys I had when I was 6. Tatum is the head G.I. Joe, and he sucks so badly at his job, he gets killed in the first 10 minutes of this thing. The Rock takes over for him, he’s way balder [...]
STARRING:
BRUCE WILLIS, ALAN RICKMAN, SAMUEL L JACKSON
Bruce Willis gets put through all kinds of shit in this Christmas Holiday classic. First off, he goes to see his bitchy ex-wife in LA for her stupid Xmas work party, but the building gets taken over by these gay German terrorists who want the money stored in the office vault. So Bruce Willis has to [...]
