KARATE KID (1984)

STARRING:
RALPH MACCHIO, PAT MORITA AND ELISABETH SHUE

KILL METER: 2/6

karatekid460This movie is all about acceptance. See, there’s this lesbian, she goes by Danielson. Well, I guess she’s actually trans-gender.. The point is, she’s not accepted at all in the community of bum-fuck wherever the hell she lives. The assholes in her school fuck with her constantly. Also, I think her GF was pretty hot, maybe not, I can’t remember. But I think the guys that mess with Danielson want to bang her GF and make her watch. or something like that.

large_karate_kid_blu-ray4bwOne day, Danielson is like “you know what? Screw this!” and gets Karate training from an old Asian guy she meets at the mall. I guess you can just walk up to any old Asian guy and ask him to train you in Karate, he’ll probably do it. Anyway, they actually don’t train a lot in fighting, they mostly clean the old fuckers apartment, catch flies with chopsticks, wash his car, the poor lesbians basically his slave. Somehow, she learns Karate, and she kills the main asshole that was messing with her. Then, it’s weird, she gets really fat and moves to Japan, and the exact same shit happens there! Anyway, it was an ok movie, I guess, but it teaches people about tolerance, which is really what you should take away from it.

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