Alex Murphy is a pretty good cop. Unfortunately, he gets shot the fuck up by a bunch of angry dads in the first 20 minutes of this movie. But it’s totally not a problem, because a big time company invests some money and puts him in a metal suit, with a helmet and a fucking sweet gun, and sends him out for revenge.

So, while he’s driving around in his car one day, he sees one of these asshole dads gassing his harley up at a station, and he’s like “oh, hell no!!!!!” He pulls up next to the guy, and he’s like, “you’re coming with me, dead or alive, you fucking jerk off dad”, but the guy starts freaking out, so Robocop pulls his sweet goddamn gun out and shoots that dad right in the balls.

Also, a guy does cocaine off a girl’s tits. End of movie.